SEO CONSULTING

We love doing consulting work since we get to use big words and nobody really knows what we are saying anyway. We charge a flat rate of $1,327.48 per hour and are available to travel anywhere the San Fernando Valley Transit Authority goes.

We can even conduct consulting over the phone. Our phone consulting is really a digital recording of us consulting a former client but fuck it... you'll never know.

Our Philosophy:

If we are not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.