PRICING - What we charge?

Safety Inspections - Depends on how fugly your site is and how much we owe to our dealer.

Aromatherapy - $258.31 per hour, with a $122.11 set-up fee

Electrical System Integration - $68.91 per plug (2 plug min.)

RAM Rotation Service - $125.74 per GB of RAM (8 gb min.)

Keyword Filtration Service - $172.36 per keyword phrase

PPC Managment - $29.46 per file and $171.84 per hour for Vinny (one hour min.)

SEO Consulting - $1,327.48 per hour (plus bus fees)

Full Service SEO - $200,00.69 paid only in Disney bucks (IRS reasons)

Add-on Pricing

• too many annoying phone calls to us - $143.58 per call extra

• 3rd stupid question of the day - $57.49

• misspelled words on your emails to us - $15.72 per word

• unauthorized testimonials of our service (complaining) - $764.85 per paragraph

• removal of flashy backgrounds - $425.82

• going against our advice - $171.84 per hour (see Vinny)

• generation X compatible - $278.16

• consumer initiated marketing - $172.94

• reputation management - $3,118.52 (have to charge so much since we have no idea how to do this... outsource)

• thinking outside the box - $168.47 (just thoughts... most will not be good)