TESTIMONIALS - Uber SEO Company

NEWS

Google SEM Agreement
02/19/2007

Uber SEO Company has entered into a search engine marketing agreement with Google. In the event of full disclosure we must disclose the agreement is the Adwords TOS.

Now Hiring CTO
01/03/2008

Uber SEO Company is looking for a CTO AKA 'Top Tech Geek' to help us keep up with the Web 2.0 stuff. Job requirements are knowledge of Web 2.0 words, a digg.com account in good standing and your own blog. Successful candidates please 'poke' our CEO on Facebook.

TESTIMONIALS - What do people say about Uber SEO Company?

"Uber SEO Company has a cool name and that's all one needs to rank well." -Jason C.

"These guys sneak in to Pubcon every year. At night they follow around the 'A List' SEO bloggers to try and pick up tips and tricks for free. In 2006 they overheard Stuntdubl talk about how outgoing links from porn sites and casinos sites really help rankings. After Pubcon all clients of Uber SEO Company got 167 footer links placed on each page." -Peter K.

"I cannot comment on ongoing litigation but I will blog about it after it's all over" -Aaron W.

"These guys outsource all their work to Pakistani goat farmers." -Abdullah M.

"They did some consulting for us and we are very impressed! These guys know tech words that we cannot even find... anywhere!" -Linda T.

"I tried and tried to rank for main keywords in Google but never could do it. After one day the team at Uber SEO Company had me ranking # 1 on Google. They call their secret the UberAdwordsExcelurator, these guys know things others wish they knew." -Kenneth S.

"I gave Uber SEO Company the FTP login to our website per their request. Two days later we found an ebay listing for the content and design of our website." -Bobby H.

"Those two fucks could not hold down a job at McDonalds." -Lenny C.

"We paid Uber SEO Company to achieve high rankings in the search engines. After 14 months they did it! Our site now ranks # 5 on mamma.com for our secondary keywords." -Lisa D.

"Who?" -Jeremy S.

"I called them on the phone once but they must have got me mistaken for someone name 'Azzweed' and were yelling about some pot that was never paid for. I didn't know those guys sold kitchen supplies. " -George K.

"Mathew (CEO of Uber SEO Company) has to be great at the Internet thing. He is always playing games on the Internet and in his 27 years he has never had a girlfriend." -Aunt Betty

"These guys are the best! I met them at there day job down at Chuck E Cheese. They know how to fix a game faster than any other pizza makers there." -Josh P.