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HillaryClinton.com - We have done our Aromatherpy and RAM Rotation Service on her website. We also had to remove a ton of porn files that Bill was accessing late at night.

Shaggit.org - Apparently the easy words like "porn" and "pootie tang" they ranked well for but needed our help with "free jerk off pictures of hot old lady" and "give it hard to the neighbor when her husband is away" keywords.

MattCutts.com - This knucklehead had a really hard time figuring out the Google SEO techniques. After analyzing his site we determined it was suffering from over optimization and lack of pizazz. We only consulted for Mr. Cutts and made recommendations, apparently he didn't listen to us.

TMZ.com - When we started out this website received hardly any traffic. After our Safety Inspection we recommended more naked celebrity pictures. Nowadays their traffic is off the charts thanks to our Uber SEO Skills.

JimBoykin.com - Yep, we were surprised too. Some of the "Best SEO's" cannot even optimize their own site. Jim had a hard time ranking for "J" so he contacted us to help optimize for this one letter.

Wikipedia.com - We have worked hard over the past few years to build the 135,156,366 links to their website. Have you seen our results? Nuff said!

SethGodin.typepad.com - When we first met this guy he acted like he wrote marketing books or something like that. Thank god he had no clue whatsoever, we've been billing him for the Electrical System Integration of his website for months now.

Mahalo.com - You can really tell these people know nothing about SEO. They're still in BETA and that's good... so is their payment to us.

JohnChow.com - He tried to do his own SEO and now when you Google his name some farming site comes up. Please don't be like this come to us before it's too late. We are currently doing our Keyword Filtration Services on Mr. Chow's website.